Flipper
I have always been interested in new sex toys as they become available. Some people like cooking, some like sports, and I like sex toys. I don’t know why I enjoy sex toys so much, but being an extremely sexual person, they are almost like my best friends. They pick you up when you have a bad day, and congratulate you on a great effort. Well last week, I had a pretty bad day.
I walked into the sex store, and found my way to the female section. I greeted the employee with a smile and began browsing the toys with joy. I came across something called a dolphin pussy, and wasn’t sure exactly what it was, never mind how to use it. I grabbed the closest employee I could find, and dragged him over to the section.
He picked it up awkwardly and read the back. It said the dolphin pussy was a clitoral pump, containing 40 different ticklers. The more he continued on, the more I realized I needed this toy.
Different vibration speeds, easy finger grips, ticklers… I had never been more excited then at that moment. I thanked him for his time, and waited for him to leave the aisle. I looked at the package one more time, and slowly walked towards the cashier.
I don’t know why I still blush every time I make a purchase, however there’s something naughty about being in there, and even worse, starting to recognize the employees. I looked at the red head behind the counter, who paid no attention to my purchase. I wondered if she had used one before. Nevertheless I thanked her for my purchase and left.
Driving home was the longest I have ever had. I didn’t live far, but the anticipation was horrible. I quickly pulled into the driveway, and grabbed my bag. Dolphin my new friend, welcome home.
I walked into the sex store, and found my way to the female section. I greeted the employee with a smile and began browsing the toys with joy. I came across something called a dolphin pussy, and wasn’t sure exactly what it was, never mind how to use it. I grabbed the closest employee I could find, and dragged him over to the section.
He picked it up awkwardly and read the back. It said the dolphin pussy was a clitoral pump, containing 40 different ticklers. The more he continued on, the more I realized I needed this toy.
Different vibration speeds, easy finger grips, ticklers… I had never been more excited then at that moment. I thanked him for his time, and waited for him to leave the aisle. I looked at the package one more time, and slowly walked towards the cashier.
I don’t know why I still blush every time I make a purchase, however there’s something naughty about being in there, and even worse, starting to recognize the employees. I looked at the red head behind the counter, who paid no attention to my purchase. I wondered if she had used one before. Nevertheless I thanked her for my purchase and left.
Driving home was the longest I have ever had. I didn’t live far, but the anticipation was horrible. I quickly pulled into the driveway, and grabbed my bag. Dolphin my new friend, welcome home.
posted by Vivid Man at 7:01 AM
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